he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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