I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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