Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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