fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
no you cant smoke seaweed
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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