Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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