At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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