I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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