O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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