I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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