Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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