you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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