I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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