Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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