I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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