Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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