Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
