Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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