You can't motorboat a personality
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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