I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
if only i could text you this smell
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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