Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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