i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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