Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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