At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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