the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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