May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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