paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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