he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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