She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
In America we eat man semen.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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