Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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