Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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