i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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