it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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