Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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