she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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