My brain says no but my pants say off.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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