somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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