party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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