I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
