PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
