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I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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