Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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