Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
