she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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