You work out of a Hotel?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The power of my boobs compel you
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