So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
PANTIES FOUND
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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