I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Randomize