what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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