is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
it's like iHOP with fire
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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