Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If I die, sorry about rent.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize