There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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