Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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