I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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