are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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