I think I won the penis lottery.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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