I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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